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Inside UPL WhatsApp Group Chat – The War About Covid19 Money

ADMIN – Hey, I guess you are aware that FIFA approved the Covid19 relief grant.

Mbarara City: How sure are we that FUFA will bail us out?

URA: The President promised, lets be calm.

Vipers: Hope you guys are aware that I increased the capacity of my stadium ??

Villa: So what? Tulekemu

Police: ??‍♂️

Kyetume: @Vipers, you should unveil Dissan as well.

KCCA: Have they signed him?

Kyetume: @KCCA, You were slow in that deal.

Mbarara: You guys want to annoy Express

Express: (last seen one month ago)

URA: By the way, where is @Express?

Kyetume: @URA, The old CEO went with everything, they can’t login here.

ADMIN: Guys, let’s focus on the Covid19 money.

Vipers: I suggest that the Covid19 money be given out depending on last season’s positions.

Busoga: Seconded ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Police: No Way! No way! ??‍

Wakiso: It’s better we all get an equal share.

KCCA: So, the clubs that boycotted the first meeting want the money as well? Mujooga

Villa: ????

Admin adds 3 new members

Onduparaka: Who are the new members?

ADMIN: Guys, let’s welcome back Proline, Maroons and Tooro United!

UPDF: ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Bright Stars: After this debate, remove them please ?

Proline: Be humble boss, you only survived because FUFA ended the league.

MYDA: Let’s respect each other here. Can we continue with the debate?

Kyetume: @MYDA, say nothing, you haven’t played a UPL game yet.

URA: Shots fired! ?

Tooro: When will the Covid19 relief money arrive?

BUL: Who knows? Ask KCCA or Vipers.

Busoga: I am told that it will be around mid July.

Kyetume: @Busoga, how far with name change? I heard of Kyabazinga ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Ndejje joins using group link

Ndejje: (typing)

Admin removes Ndejje

URA: You didn’t let him say a word! Oh this admin also.

Kyetume: Hehehe. No sooner had he joined…

ADMIN: Let’s wait for the FUFA verdict about his petition. Then he will be added.

Onduparaka: @Admin, remove UPDF as well

KCCA: True, UPDF should be removed because of the Ndejje petition.

Kyetume: Agende akole ku bya Curfew ????

Admin removes UPDF

Vipers: Good job, admin.

Wakiso: Guys, who has the contact ?? of Frank Ssenyondo?

Kyetume: @Wakiso, is that Bamweyana‘s first signing?

Wakiso: sorry wrong group.

Maroons: That Bamweyana guy!

Villa: @Maroons, I warned you.

ADMIN: Please. Villa and Maroons, last warning. Am going to remove you.

Tooro: (forwarded message): Former Villa and JMC player Nalumoso dead! Guys is this true?

BUL: Yeah. True. MHSRIP.


Villa: ????

ADMIN: So sad. But @Tooro, don’t bring forwarded messages here.

Tooro: Sorry, but I was just informing you guys.

Proline: May his soul RIP ??

Vipers: @Proline, you are active in this group, but you are not responding to my messages in the inbox since last week.

URA: @Vipers, if you are asking him about Bright Anukani, he already sold him to KCCA, don’t waste your time.

KCCA: Rumours.

Police: wapi. He signed already. They will unveil him on that Sanyuka TV show on Sunday.

Wakiso: Ate Police we Lugogo, tomuwakanya.

ADMIN: English please!

Kyetume: @Police, By the way, congrats on handing Abdallah a new contract.

Police: @Kyetume: I saw you also added Livingston Mbabazi on the staff as well.

BUL: But truth be told, FUFA should bail us out.

Mbarara: If not, we do like the Cranes players who have used Social media to remind the President.

Onduparaka: @Mbarara, By the way, how far with our petition to the First lady?

Mbarara: Shsss Let’s talk about that in the other group. Not here.

Express: Hello guys, what have I missed?

Villa: Ohhh azuukidde??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Wait for part II

This is artistic work of fiction – Names, characters, places and events are the imagination of the writer. Any resemblance between these characters and real teams is purely coincidental.

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