Inside UPL WhatsApp Group Chat – The War About Covid19 Money

ADMIN – Hey, I guess you are aware that FIFA approved the Covid19 relief grant.
Mbarara City: How sure are we that FUFA will bail us out?
URA: The President promised, lets be calm.
Vipers: Hope you guys are aware that I increased the capacity of my stadium ??
Villa: So what? Tulekemu
Police: ??♂️
Kyetume: @Vipers, you should unveil Dissan as well.
KCCA: Have they signed him?
Kyetume: @KCCA, You were slow in that deal.
Mbarara: You guys want to annoy Express
Express: (last seen one month ago)
URA: By the way, where is @Express?
Kyetume: @URA, The old CEO went with everything, they can’t login here.
ADMIN: Guys, let’s focus on the Covid19 money.
Vipers: I suggest that the Covid19 money be given out depending on last season’s positions.
Busoga: Seconded ??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️
Police: No Way! No way! ??
Wakiso: It’s better we all get an equal share.
KCCA: So, the clubs that boycotted the first meeting want the money as well? Mujooga
Villa: ????
Admin adds 3 new members
Onduparaka: Who are the new members?
ADMIN: Guys, let’s welcome back Proline, Maroons and Tooro United!
UPDF: ??♂️??♂️??♂️
Bright Stars: After this debate, remove them please ?
Proline: Be humble boss, you only survived because FUFA ended the league.
MYDA: Let’s respect each other here. Can we continue with the debate?
Kyetume: @MYDA, say nothing, you haven’t played a UPL game yet.
URA: Shots fired! ?
Tooro: When will the Covid19 relief money arrive?
BUL: Who knows? Ask KCCA or Vipers.
Busoga: I am told that it will be around mid July.
Kyetume: @Busoga, how far with name change? I heard of Kyabazinga ??♂️??♂️??♂️
Ndejje joins using group link
Ndejje: (typing)
Admin removes Ndejje
URA: You didn’t let him say a word! Oh this admin also.
Kyetume: Hehehe. No sooner had he joined…
ADMIN: Let’s wait for the FUFA verdict about his petition. Then he will be added.
Onduparaka: @Admin, remove UPDF as well
KCCA: True, UPDF should be removed because of the Ndejje petition.
Kyetume: Agende akole ku bya Curfew ????
Admin removes UPDF
Vipers: Good job, admin.
Wakiso: Guys, who has the contact ?? of Frank Ssenyondo?
Kyetume: @Wakiso, is that Bamweyana‘s first signing?
Wakiso: sorry wrong group.
Maroons: That Bamweyana guy!
Villa: @Maroons, I warned you.
ADMIN: Please. Villa and Maroons, last warning. Am going to remove you.
Tooro: (forwarded message): Former Villa and JMC player Nalumoso dead! Guys is this true?
BUL: Yeah. True. MHSRIP.
MYDA: Sorry RIP
Villa: ????
ADMIN: So sad. But @Tooro, don’t bring forwarded messages here.
Tooro: Sorry, but I was just informing you guys.
Proline: May his soul RIP ??
Vipers: @Proline, you are active in this group, but you are not responding to my messages in the inbox since last week.
URA: @Vipers, if you are asking him about Bright Anukani, he already sold him to KCCA, don’t waste your time.
KCCA: Rumours.
Police: wapi. He signed already. They will unveil him on that Sanyuka TV show on Sunday.
Wakiso: Ate Police we Lugogo, tomuwakanya.
ADMIN: English please!
Kyetume: @Police, By the way, congrats on handing Abdallah a new contract.
Police: @Kyetume: I saw you also added Livingston Mbabazi on the staff as well.
BUL: But truth be told, FUFA should bail us out.
Mbarara: If not, we do like the Cranes players who have used Social media to remind the President.
Onduparaka: @Mbarara, By the way, how far with our petition to the First lady?
Mbarara: Shsss Let’s talk about that in the other group. Not here.
Express: Hello guys, what have I missed?
Villa: Ohhh azuukidde??♂️??♂️??♂️
Wait for part II
Disclaimer:
This is artistic work of fiction – Names, characters, places and events are the imagination of the writer. Any resemblance between these characters and real teams is purely coincidental.