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Inside UPL WhatsApp Group Chat – The War About Covid19 Money


ADMIN – Hey, I guess you are aware that FIFA approved the Covid19 relief grant.

Mbarara City: How sure are we that FUFA will bail us out?

URA: The President promised, lets be calm.

Vipers: Hope you guys are aware that I increased the capacity of my stadium ??

Villa: So what? Tulekemu

Police: ??‍♂️

Kyetume: @Vipers, you should unveil Dissan as well.

KCCA: Have they signed him?

Kyetume: @KCCA, You were slow in that deal.

Mbarara: You guys want to annoy Express

Express: (last seen one month ago)

URA: By the way, where is @Express?

Kyetume: @URA, The old CEO went with everything, they can’t login here.

ADMIN: Guys, let’s focus on the Covid19 money.

Vipers: I suggest that the Covid19 money be given out depending on last season’s positions.

Busoga: Seconded ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Police: No Way! No way! ??‍

Wakiso: It’s better we all get an equal share.

KCCA: So, the clubs that boycotted the first meeting want the money as well? Mujooga

Villa: ????

Admin adds 3 new members

Onduparaka: Who are the new members?

ADMIN: Guys, let’s welcome back Proline, Maroons and Tooro United!

UPDF: ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Bright Stars: After this debate, remove them please ?

Proline: Be humble boss, you only survived because FUFA ended the league.

MYDA: Let’s respect each other here. Can we continue with the debate?

Kyetume: @MYDA, say nothing, you haven’t played a UPL game yet.

URA: Shots fired! ?

Tooro: When will the Covid19 relief money arrive?

BUL: Who knows? Ask KCCA or Vipers.

Busoga: I am told that it will be around mid July.

Kyetume: @Busoga, how far with name change? I heard of Kyabazinga ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Ndejje joins using group link

Ndejje: (typing)

Admin removes Ndejje

URA: You didn’t let him say a word! Oh this admin also.

Kyetume: Hehehe. No sooner had he joined…

ADMIN: Let’s wait for the FUFA verdict about his petition. Then he will be added.

Onduparaka: @Admin, remove UPDF as well

KCCA: True, UPDF should be removed because of the Ndejje petition.

Kyetume: Agende akole ku bya Curfew ????

Admin removes UPDF

Vipers: Good job, admin.

Wakiso: Guys, who has the contact ?? of Frank Ssenyondo?

Kyetume: @Wakiso, is that Bamweyana‘s first signing?

Wakiso: sorry wrong group.

Maroons: That Bamweyana guy!

Villa: @Maroons, I warned you.

ADMIN: Please. Villa and Maroons, last warning. Am going to remove you.

Tooro: (forwarded message): Former Villa and JMC player Nalumoso dead! Guys is this true?

BUL: Yeah. True. MHSRIP.

MYDA: Sorry RIP

Villa: ????

ADMIN: So sad. But @Tooro, don’t bring forwarded messages here.

Tooro: Sorry, but I was just informing you guys.

Proline: May his soul RIP ??

Vipers: @Proline, you are active in this group, but you are not responding to my messages in the inbox since last week.

URA: @Vipers, if you are asking him about Bright Anukani, he already sold him to KCCA, don’t waste your time.

KCCA: Rumours.

Police: wapi. He signed already. They will unveil him on that Sanyuka TV show on Sunday.

Wakiso: Ate Police we Lugogo, tomuwakanya.

ADMIN: English please!

Kyetume: @Police, By the way, congrats on handing Abdallah a new contract.

Police: @Kyetume: I saw you also added Livingston Mbabazi on the staff as well.

BUL: But truth be told, FUFA should bail us out.

Mbarara: If not, we do like the Cranes players who have used Social media to remind the President.

Onduparaka: @Mbarara, By the way, how far with our petition to the First lady?

Mbarara: Shsss Let’s talk about that in the other group. Not here.

Express: Hello guys, what have I missed?

Villa: Ohhh azuukidde??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️


Wait for part II


Disclaimer:
This is artistic work of fiction – Names, characters, places and events are the imagination of the writer. Any resemblance between these characters and real teams is purely coincidental.

Brian Kawalya

Brian Kawalya

Chief Sports Writer
Brian Kawalya is an Award winning Journalist, Director and Chief Sports Writer of The-SportsNation, covering top events and breaking some of the biggest stories.
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