This is artistic work of fiction – Names, characters, places and events are the imagination of the writer. Any resemblance between these characters and real teams is purely coincidental.
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ADMIN: Hope you guys have seen the club licensing regulations for the upcoming 2020/21 season.
Mbarara: We have. So what?
ADMIN: I just want to advise you to put your houses in order so that you don’t blame the Federation at the end.
Express: Hi here.
Wakiso: @Express Omusango gwa Dissan guli gutya?
ADMIN: Guys, let’s speak English on this platform or else I will remove those who don’t follow the guidelines here.
Express: @Wakiso, thanks for the concern, all will be good.
Villa: Wapi, b’akukute obujega.
Express: Let the court decide. Just watch this space, we are going to set a new precedence.
URA: Wasn’t it the same case when Revita left? Just asking.
Onduparaka: But truth be told, how do you pay a player Sh15M and you fail to make him sign the actual contract?
Tooro: I think he left as a free agent.
MYDA: I believe so too
Express: Whatever you guys say, I know the laws of Uganda and those of football. We shall see…
Kyetume: The man is serious….
KCCA: Hehehe. That’s why I left the player this time round.
BUL: @KCCA, you never had the money, just concede.
URA: I am fearing this will end in court
Wakiso: But this is a football matter.
Police: A law is a law!
Villa: You have nothing to fear, I can predict how the ruling will be. The player will be told to repay Express the Sh15M and everything will get back to normal.
Wakiso: And Express will be given like two players on loan, and all will be well.
Express: We need Sh100M for that player!
Kyetume: For what? To pay the new PRO? ??♂️??♂️??♂️
(Admin adds Express)
Kyetume: Atondowala ki?
Mbarara: Alooo. But how can you let that good player go for free.
Onduparaka: @Mbarara, Pot Calling Kettle Black.
Kyetume: @Mbarara, How much have you collected from Aheebwa and Orit?
Proline: Hahaha $$$$
MYDA: @Proline, Is that what you are planning to get from Anukani or Mujuzi?
Proline: @MYDA, Stay in your lane
Bright Stars: Obusungu nga bungi wano… Ohhh
Admin: No English
Bright Stars: ほっといて
BUL: Is that Soltilo or Honda writing?
KCCA: Non lo so
Wakiso: Am lost?
KCCA: Its Italian, means “I don’t know”
Wakiso: Ohhh kozi @KCCA waleese Italian Mazengo!
Vipers: I hear Italian, the guy is a typical Ugandan.
Villa: (shares a message)
Villa: (deletes message)
Onduparaka: @Villa, We had seen it already. Renewed contract for Joseph Nubuga
Wakiso: Name is Nsubuga.
Villa: Sorry guys, it was meant for another platform.
Wakiso: @Villa, Instead of buying players, you are busy with contract renewals.
Villa: At least they have actual contracts signed on. I will not wait when they are gone and I start making an alarm.
BUL: Fire after fire.
Busoga: By the way, guys don’t forget, I will be standing as an MP for Njeru Municipality and I will need your support.
Mbarara: Welcome to our world.
Admin: Let’s focus guys. Football only.
Proline: This admin thinks that he has made it. You will die and leave this world like everyone else.
BUL: Even Afande Jackson Bell died. RIP
BUL: We should give him a minute of silence by the way.
Villa: May His Soul Rest In Eternal Peace.
Maroons: Rest in Peace
KCCA: Riposare in pace
Vipers: And just like that, KCCA has become Italian.
Kyetume: mwawulidde owa Boda eyeyokyedde ku Police?
Kyetume: Ehhh! Obusungu bwaki?
(Admin removes Kyetume)
Mbarara: But this admin also. Please, bring back Kyetume.
Admin: Am adding him on condition that we are all going to obey the group rules.
(Admin adds Kyetume)
Onduparaka: But why are we treated like young children here when we invest a lot in the development of the game?
KCCA: @Onduparaka, what are you suggesting?
Busoga: Let’s be frank guys, we should vote for a new admin!
Mbarara: The admin is pretending to be working here, but can’t forward our main concerns to FUFA!
Bright Stars: Admin is in bed with FUFA.
KCCA: Guys calm down.
Busoga: No calming down, let’s vote for our new leader….!!!!
What Next for the Admin? Wait for Part 3